
OMG, so, it's my turn to take the helm of the Ouroboros Round Robin Legacy! *overflows with excitement* Generation 7 is here at last! There isn't actually any sex under the cut, though I can't trust myself quite as much as I can trust my sims, so expect language. :p Anyway, without further ado...

It's Seti Ouroboros! She came to me packaged without a shred of CC, so I imbued her with some of my own stuffs. Pretty alien skins/eyes by Enayla (which I ATTEMPTED to - and hopefully managed to - geneticize as being overrun with babies sporting uber dominant genes annoys me greatly. Stats = 3-10-5-1-10 making her potentially the nicest Sim in my game! My sims tend to be hateful little buggers with 0-2 nice points. Not sure what it is, but anyway...I wonder if it'll make a difference!? O_o My head may well explode from the niceness oozing out of Seti's every pore. >.> Oh! And she wants to be the "Hand of Poseidon". Woot for tremendously ambitious goals!

Tis a home. Tis a tiny, tiny home. Seti was the last to grow up and thus didn't really achieve anything, so we're starting from scratch. Blank canvas and all that. Works fine for me as my decorating skills are very un-1337 and I essentially throw a whole pile of necessities together and direct my Sims to use them. Quick! Appreciate my effort to make my screens prettyful for you all! I even threw in some OMSP's for maximum effect. :o Check out the bottles of booze hiding on top of the cooker. Bad Seti! D:

The first thing Seti did upon moving in to her new digs was contract the flu. I don't know where she got it...she hasn't even spoken to anyone else yet and it's the middle of the summer. Still, she went all ill on me, and as that just happened to be a fear of hers, her aspiration meter bottomed out. DD: Not a good start honey beans! Even more distressing was the fact that she IMMEDIATELY began to fear for her life. Sims =/= calm patients. XD

A bit of good news, though. Oceanographer was readily available when Seti started looking for a job. Yes Seti wants! :D Hand of Poseidon, here we come! I also sent her on a crash college course so she could have all the wants in the world. She graduated with an A+ in Biology! What a little go-getter.

I did a bit of spying while Seti relaxed with some XTREME snowboarding computer game action. She seems to have somehow managed a 640! 180...even 360 I get...but a 640? Maybe she should have gone for a career in sports? Or...computer games. XD I'm not sure which her skills apply to more.
HAI TEDDY BEAR! I <3 that teddy bear. XD

BB's still sick. :( There was a formidible amount of hacking going on here. Again, Seti is apparently not the "suffer in silence" type.

Seti: *COUGHS UP LUNG*
>.<

She had the day off, so I decided to get her to brush up on her skills. I forced her to try a little bit of everything and I still couldn't find her OTH. The only things I haven't tried yet are nature and dancing, so I'm going to assume it's one of those two. Either that, or Seti isn't particularly passionate about anything. Jack of all trades, master of none?

But hay! It's the magical healing powers of studying. My parents tried to tell me for years that studying was good for you...perhaps I should have listened?

SETI! *grumbles* You just got over the flu, during which you hacked and complained and came very close to passing out in your own piddle...and now you're bouncing around in rain puddles at 3:00 in the morning?! *has no words*

Hehe. She's totally loving every second of it too. Crazy Sim. Cookin, television, cleaning, even playing the computer...none get so much as a smirk...but jumping around in puddles? INSTA-GLEE! That's what happens when you grow up too fast. XD

Creepy stalker angle shot! She kind of looks like she's growling. O_o Unhappy dreams of flu-symptoms?

Hayyyyy pretty teenage paper boy! Come back if Seti births a girl, kay?

LOL. Why do I download all kinds of adorable PJ's and then NEVER remember to actually put them on my Sims!? Bah. Anyway, I woke Seti up early cause I was all..."OMG the car comes at 9 and it's 7 and you're hungry and it takes TWO HOURS for you to eat assuming you don't burn the kitchen down with your yet imperfect cooking skills!"
Annnnnnd then I realised it was Thursday, and Seti doesn't work on Thursday's. Sorry BB. XD

Read "interesting" book? Is that opposed to reading a book that is not interesting, or only midly intriguing?

Well, whatever it is, Seti certainly is enjoying it. She sort of skipped a whole pile of stuff at the beginning though...apparently the first few chapters weren't really all that interesting after all.

I've discovered that I'm a nervous wreck when my Sims decide to cook. She only has one cooking point, so I tried to get her to make cereal to be on the safe side, but she insisted on throwing a toaster pastry into the oven. Then...AFTER the pastry went in I realized I hadn't installed her a fire alarm. O_o I didn't want to be the first to kill an Ouroboros founder so I shuffled madly through the catalog to find the alarm and in the time it took me to hunt it down and stick it up on the wall, Seti had successfully cooked herself a pastry. It wasn't even burnt. u.u My lack of faith is shameful. XD

OMG Questionable walkby! So much clash! >.<

I sent Seti out anyway because her social bar was plummeting rather quickly and she didn't have anyone else to talk to. Turns out, the two of them got on pretty well. Seti's social skills aren't disappointing! She was all: "OMG yes! I cooked and didn't turn my house into a flaming furnace of death!"

"Hmm...I wonder what I should concoct next with my marvelous cooking skills of win?"

Ah! Milkshakes! Milkshakes are safe and yummy! I whole heartedly support Seti's decision to make milkshakes...because if she manages to burn the house down while doing that, well then frankly she deserves to go up in flames. O_o

Towny of questionable fashion sense enjoys milkshakes too, apparently. And so the girls bond to the point where Seti makes her very first friend! :D

"OMG WE SHOULD TOTALLY GO SHOPPING!"
I think Seti was just enthusiastic about finding her new friend something to wear, because that outfit...was not working. XD

Then, the questionable towny began acting seriously questionably. She just sort of followed Seti and stared her down as she picked through the clothes racks. I was kind of hoping a male Sim would pop up and save her from the awkward, but it didn't happen. Male Sims seem to stay far away from the clothes store.
Seti grabbed something to try on and the redhead...well...

...

Seti, being her uber nice and ever-so-slightly oblivious self didn't seem to notice that the friend she'd picked up just happened to be a crazy stalker psycho a la "Prom Night" with her standing outside the changeroom door and breathing heavily...er...lost my train of thought...
Hey! Pretty dress that totally accentuates the blue in your skin. *purchases for Seti so that she has more than one outfit*

This is where my relationship with Seti took a bit of a hit. Though I can hardly fault her for being wary of redheads, she seems to have a great dislike for video games despite her skills at said activity. The redhead seems as perplexed as I am. How can you hate video games, Seti? Bah, I thought you were cool. u.u
Also a mite ironic, no? XD

Anyway, man shopping was becoming really really hard, and because downtown areas cause my game to seize up and DIE, Seti figured it was high time she took matters into her own hands and rung up the matchmaker.

Oooo, pretty matchmaker is pretty! I think that's actually the first attractive matchmaker I've ever had in my game. All of the other ones are incredibly saggy looking and have weird moles and other interesting features. This one is just pretty.

Seti wasn't fooled by the matchmaker's looks, however, and still felt rather skeptical about the entire debacle. Psychics and crystal balls come in somewhere close to video games for her, methinks.

But, after the matchmaker assured her that all of the money she had left over from building her tiny tiny house could potentially land her with a stud, Seti perked up.

And OMGS stud! He's cuuuuuute. Even I think he's cute. The hair and outfit kind of scream, "I'm trying too hard", but these things can be fixed. Seti was intrigued, to say the least.

Faithful followers of the Ouroboros saga...meet Tucker Gray! He kept making all of these innocent little smirky expressions and I went all "OMG SETI FALL IN LOVE AND MARRY AND B

In fact, this was her reaction to a harmless comment about how pretty she was. Almost everything Tucker tried ended up with him facing the immediate threat of being sucker punched in the nose. I'm not sure where Seti's deep seeded problems came from, but Tucker seemed to have his work cut out for him.

Until he hit the sweet spot with a conversation about...road signs. I'm thinking Seti just missed the innuendo here...luckily for Tucker. Bless him though, he really was trying so hard.

Wait, Seti likes travel!? Who knew? Tucker uses this new development to his full advantage and takes the plunge, daring to try to flirt with Seti again.

Seems like his perserverance paid off, much to my own relief. Seti's got two bolts with the guy, and the fact that she kept rejecting the guy for no apparent reason worried me a little.

So yeah, once Seti gets going she's all kinds of take-charge! :p She gave him four backrubs in a row...autonomously...which kind of freaked me out. XD

Tucker liiiiikes! XD

Awww smoochies! Their first kiss! Their relationship bar was skyrocketing at this point, so I kind of assumed all was set in stone...until...

So, this time it was Tucker's turn to freak out. HE DOES NOT DANCE! The mere suggestion of a slow dance caused him to completely lose his crush status on Seti completely, and he kind of marched off into the corner of the room and pouted for a while.

Seti was feeling all rejected and sat out the couch, and then Tucker came and sat beside her and started explaning the fundamentals of mechanics to her in great detail. Though she was thoroughly enjoying the conversation, she kept making this weird little constipated facial expression. Then I noticed that she was heavily into the sports that were on telly...not actually Tucker's convo at all.

Looks like their both cheering for the same team. :D Tucker's face in this cap = win!

D'awwww! I still can't help but feel that Seti is totally wearing the pants in this relationship. Hehe.

Tucker sort of wandered outside after that, so Seti followed him and totally glomped him within an inch of his life!

Tucker seemed kind of wary...but I think he secretly liked it. He's just trying to keep up the facade of having some kind of control over what's going on here...which, frankly, he doesn't. Seti is crazy like that. :D

And OMG yes it is raining!

It's okay bb, I don't like the rain either! It slows down my game! XD Though, might I suggest if you aren't a big fan of rainfall...that you don't spend so much time hanging out in it?

Eventually I managed to coax them back inside. Seti was all ready to go with the bed and the flirtatous behaviour, but Tucker is crazy composed like...all the time...and wouldn't budge an inch.

Eventually they had a little snuggle...but anything more than that wasn't even an option. Apparently no really does mean no. O_o

Seti went back to her studying and Tucker stuck around cause he's so infatuated. He's also RIDICULOUSLY celibate. I went hunting through the social choices between the two of them and there was no sign of a woo-hoo anywhere. XD At this point, I was kind of thinking that I'd broken my game with some questionable CC at some point, but there was plenty of sexual activity going on in my other households, so...I dunno. O_o

Anyway, Seti FINALLY has her first day of work. She got all decked out in her wetsuit and took off to find mermaids and save dolphins and the like. Tucker eventually got tired of waiting for her to come back and left...unfortuantely for him...

Seti brought home a friend! O_o It was good, because her position on the social ladder was low...to say the least. So I figured, why not make some new friends. WELL...

OMG GINNY IS THAT YOU!? O_O

Ehem...as I was saying...Edward and Seti seemed VERY comfortable with each other. They kept being all close and touchy-feely and she didn't even mind when he went to the toilet while she was in the shower! Now, being a huge Tucker fan myself, I was getting a touch suspicious.

And OMG yes definite flirting going on! D: NOES SETI WHAT ABOUT TUCKER! AND EW HE'S MARRIED! *weeps* If she likes this guy more than Tucker I'll be a sad panda!

Speak of the blonde-haired, blue-eyed...Tucker showed up with a big bunch of flowers and a stupid grin on his face, all ready to impress his lady-friend.

And Seti set about making it quite clear who she was infatuated with.

So, Tucker, being the sweetheart that he is headed on inside to explain to Edward that although he and Seti had yet to conssumate their relationship, he was quite enamoured by her and would greatly appreciate it if Edward would...for lack of a better term...back the fuck off.

Edward, being the insolent evil womanizer he is, offered only a silent, steely glare. "We shall see who wins this one, blondie."

Er...THE TENSION, IT MOUNTS! Holy crap. Seti's milkshake apparently brings all of the boys to the yard, and also turns them into heavily determined gladiators! It's the Lancelot VS Arthur fight of the 21st century. Of course, our intrepid Guenevere is none-the-wiser.

Edward, feeling that Seti would appreciate the man with all of the suave, upfront charm of a overly-confident baboon went for the kill, smothering her with glorious affection. Still, despite all of his flirting and fawning, Tucker stayed strong and silent, waiting for the moment that he could truly prove himself.

Which really wasn't long after. He got his revenge with a well aimed cup of water.

Edward was having none of this sissy-man fighting and went in for the attack, pulling a kind of backwards crab-grab on the unsuspecting Tucker, who had gone in for a plate of food. The fight drew in a couple of spectators, though it took Seti a moment to figure out what was actually taking place in her kitchen.

When she worked it out though, she didn't bother joining the others in cheering on their favourite contender. She was actually TERRIFIED for Tucker. I missed the thought bubble, but it was an image of Tucker floating around while she made this face. D: She really didn't care who won, as long as Tucker was okay. Which made me go all mushy. XD

DUH! Of course he wins! Take that you infidelous, wet-suit wearing scum! Tucker cannot be bested so easily. He may be quiet and chaste, but he can hold his own in a good old fashioned brawl!

Edward, defeated and rejected, took that as his cue to leave quietly without saying another word to Seti. The best man won, Ed, the best man won.

And Tucker earned himself a glomp for a job well done, which he accepted gratefully. LOOK AT HIS FACE! <3 Awww.

Okay, ignore the minging toilet, because this has to be the cutest expression of emotion in the entire game. Has that been said enough?! XD <3 the cuddles! Anyway, sometime around here, Seti, overcome with gratitude for her Knight in Shining Armour, asked Tucker to move in with her and he said yes! :DDD Ladies and gentlemen, we have a daddy. Or at least...we have a daddy assuming Tucker isn't secretly a Eunich. O_o

First on the agenda after his decision to become part of the family? Clean the toilet! Woot! Does this mean that Seti has a neat freak counterpart to her not-so-neat freak self?

Yes, it would appear she does. Also, could the ZERO outgoing points have something to do with Tucker's ongoing relunctance to bed his woman? He's sooooo shy! O_O Awww! XD I'm surprised Seti didn't completely scare him away with her constant upper-hand taking approach.

So, Tucker gets his makeover. He's totally adorable and very exotic looking. :o I think he might actually be a tad racially confused, because that's a rather blonde head of hair he's got going on for being a little bit african/asian/hispanic looking. Still, I'm very pleased with how he turned out. Can't wait to see the babies...if Tucker has the ability to break out of his shell enough to actually DO some baby making. :p
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